Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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