he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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