i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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