did you get engaged???
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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