We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
