he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
