About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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