For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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