I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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