i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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