I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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