Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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