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(773): View more from Illinois

I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.

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(815): View more from Illinois

My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.

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(905): View more from Ontario

something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs

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(615): View more from Tennessee

we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?

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