Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
