so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
