it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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