I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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