Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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