It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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