...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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