a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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