You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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