I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize