Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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