I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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