i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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