I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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