But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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