Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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