oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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