We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize