my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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