he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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