I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
