Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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