In America we eat man semen.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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