guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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