did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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