My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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