So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
is that a dick in a sweater?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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