I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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