She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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