I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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