idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
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