Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Less talking, more tequila
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
be right there i have to get my cape
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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