you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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