No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I have peed in a lot of sinks
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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