with your own penis?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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