Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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