This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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