So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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