Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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