Don't you send me to vm
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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