We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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