I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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