Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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