I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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