it's great music for shaving your balls
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize