Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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