Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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