I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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