So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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