physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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